Friday, January 14, 2011

Update

Hey everyone, I'm not abandoning this new venture. However, given that based on the traffic numbers you all seem to like the commentary more than the links, I'm going to be doing more of that and not the daily link posts. Instead, I'll incorporate things that I find interesting around the web into my opinion posts. For the last couple of days though, I've been busy getting ready to go back to Berkeley and so haven't had much time. Look for a post this weekend on my thoughts on Jerry Brown's first two weeks.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Links for 1/10/11 - Brown's Budget

California Budget: Jerry Brown wants to tame budget with tax extensions, deep cuts - Basically, no one's happy.  Except maybe Sutter.

Brown's 'Hail Mary' plan puts our Schools in Peril - Complaints from the education community.

GOP leaders: No votes to put taxes on ballot - Governor, might want to get started on that no tax hike budget...

Maldonado opposes tax extension - Not even the least conservative GOP member of the legislature (when he was there) will consider Brown's five year tax hike.

A Status Quo Budget With More Questions Than Answers - Dem Joe Matthews says Brown's budget is just more of the same.

Many Capital CEOs got 2009 pay hikes - Did they deserve them?

The Enduring Lesson of the 2010 Elections - California Republican Party chair candidate Tom Del Beccaro speaks out.

The Money Trail: City signs to world places could get you a tad lost - While facing a budget deficit, City of Sacramento spends $7000 on signs that don't point in the right direction.

After false start, Burbank High hopes to kick off sports project - State bureaucrats get in the way of urgently needed sports fields.

Attack survivor 'disgusted' by sentence reduction - More on the Nunez travesty. Pardons and Clemency granted by lame duck governors should be subject to ratification by the next governor.

Prison assistant returns gift from Fabian Nunez family - Did Arnold get a Kindle too?

Manchin Defends 'Dead Aim' Ad - A Democrat with common sense.

Hypocrite Birgeneau

So this morning, like every morning, I got out of bed, went to my computer, and checked my e-mail. There I saw an e-mail with the subject "Chancellor Birgeneau comments on Arizona shootings."  It was addressed to all students and staff at UC Berkeley. OK, I thought, the chancellor simply wants to share his sorrow that we all felt over the weekend. Not sure why that's the role of a university chancellor but whatever, it could do no harm, right?


Wrong.


Here's the e-mail, in full:


Dear members of our campus community:

This weekend's shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and the deaths and injuries of many others in the horrific event in Tucson, Arizona have shocked our nation.  We here at UC Berkeley offer our sincere condolences to everyone who has been personally affected by this tragedy.

Such a brutal and violent attack on an individual who has devoted herself to public service is deeply regrettable.  It calls upon us as an academic community to stop and ponder the climate in which such an act can be contemplated, even by a mind that is profoundly disturbed.  A climate in which demonization of others goes unchallenged and hateful speech is tolerated can lead to such a tragedy.  I believe that it is not a coincidence that this calamity has occurred in a state which has legislated discrimination against undocumented persons.  This same mean-spirited xenophobia played a major role in the defeat of the Dream Act by our legislators in Washington, leaving many exceptionally talented and deserving young people, including our own undocumented students, painfully in limbo with regard to their futures in this country.

On our own campus, and throughout all the campuses of the University of California, we must continue to work toward a climate of equity and inclusion for all.  We must be vigilant to condemn hate speech and acts of vandalism on our campuses by those wanting to promote enmity.  We must work to support dialogue about our differences and eschew expressions of demonization of others, including virulent attacks on Israel, anti-Muslim graffiti, racism towards African-Americans, Chicano/Latinos and other underrepresented minority groups, and homophobic acts.  Continuing to support our principles of community will ensure a better and safer campus.  We must do this now so that our students, as future leaders of this great country, will continue to set the standard for a better and safer nation.

Robert J. Birgeneau
Chancellor, UC Berkeley



First of all, he commits the same sin I talked about yesterday. He ascribes the shootings to the widespread desire by Arizonans to secure their borders, a claim that has ZERO basis in fact.  If this is the quality of work that Birgeneau produces on a regular basis, I wonder how he passed undergrad let alone earned a PhD and achieved tenure. If I submitted an essay like this to one of my classes I would probably be flunked for submitting something that is patently false.  


But more interesting is that he is a hypocrite. After stating, "A climate in which demonization of others goes unchallenged and hateful speech is tolerated can lead to such a tragedy," he proceeds to demonize everyone who did not support the Dream Act or who supported Arizona's immigration law (three in five Americans) but calling them xenophobes. How does that solve the problem chancellor? It seems like you are doing exactly what you speak against. 


Chancellor Birgeneau ought to send another e-mail retracting one part of the e-mail, either the one calling 60% of Americans xenophobes or, if he doesn't want to do that, the part where he calls for Americans to be more respectful. The two can't go together. 


And while he's at it, he might want to stop by any lower division professor's office hours and ask them about the consequences of making arguments with absolutely no evidence behind them. He could use a remedial course. 

Sunday, January 9, 2011

On 'Toning Down' Opinions

In the aftermath of yesterday's tragic shooting rampage in Arizona, many in the media and politics have attempted to blame the incident on heated tea party rhetoric, specifically Sarah Palin, who several months ago posted this map of Congressional districts in the "cross hairs," including that of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. They claim that even if no harm is intended, fiery language has inspired mentally unstable individuals to take drastic actions such as we saw yesterday. 

First of all, the notion that the tea party, Sarah Palin, or any other mainstream commentator had a role in this specific incident ought to be summarily dismissed. As has been widely reported, the suspect has listed as among his favorite books The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kempf, hardly tea party classics. His You Tube profile features a video of a flag burning. Clearly this individual is not a conservative. He's a psychopath. Those who are trying to pin this event on the conservative movement  are deceiving the American people and ought to be ashamed of themselves for trying to turn a national tragedy into a divisive political issue.

That said, it raises a larger question which ought to be addressed.  The primary message of those who are trying to make an issue out of this is that heated rhetoric leads to events such as this. I'm not so sure that is the case, and even if it is, classifying strong language as "dangerous" language is dangerous in of itself. Allow me to explain.

Advocates of this position claim to argue not for silencing beliefs but instead for them to be "toned down." The problem is that this misses the full scope of what an opinion is. An opinion isn't just your view on something but how strongly you believe it. For example, lets consider two opinions one might have. The first is that steak is the best dinner choice. The second is that breaking into his house and raping his wife and children is wrong.

Assuming this individual is normal, the second opinion will be a whole lot more important than the first. He will be much more upset if the stranger violates his family than if he doesn't get his steak. If he were arguing for these respective beliefs, you would expect him to use much stronger language when expressing his view on the second.  Yet those who believe that all rhetoric ought to be 'toned down' miss this entirely. They assume that opinions are a just a preference among a number of choices without considering the strength of the preference.

To ask individuals to not express their opinions strongly is to deny them the opportunity to fully express their mind. To be clear, I don't agree with certain Tea Party members who claim that Obama is a socialist or that he is destroying  the country or whatever the complaint of the day may be. But assuming they actually hold such beliefs, I can't ask them not to say it or to transform "Barack Obama is a socialist" into "I disagree with President Obama's desire to raise the marginal income tax on the wealthiest Americans and use that money for social programs." Or for my friends on the far left, I can't ask you to change, "George Bush is a war criminal" into "It is possible that some of President Bush's policies with respect to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan may not fully comply with various international statutes and UN Declarations." If you hold that belief so strongly, it is your right to express it strongly.  I can disagree with it, and disagree with how strongly you present it, but I can't force you not to say it.

To be clear, I don't believe that individuals bear no responsibility for how others react to their statements. Statements such as "Members of congress should be shot down" or "George Bush should die" are clearly inappropriate and could result in a reasonable person hearing them and believing violence is the right thing to do. However, that must be the standard: a reasonable person. Some seem to be suggesting that any speech that might provoke an unreasonable person ought to be frowned upon. This is flawed on its face: by definition, it is impossible to predict the behavior of a person who is irrational.  So the only solution would be to "tone down" our rhetoric into a sea of monotony, where individuals are not free to express their strong opinions in a way that lets others understand how deeply they feel them.

The events of yesterday were tragic and certainly should inspire some self reflection. But it would be even more tragic if this event forced Americans to suppress their truly held opinions.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

1/7-1/9/11 Weekend Links - Tragedy in Tucson


Rep. Giffords in Intensive Care After Being Shot in the Head at Public Event - Horrific attack on Congresswoman and her constituents.

War of words rages on Twitter - Sad. Some want to politicise this tragic situation.

Banned Four Loko gets new use as auto fuel - Such a waste...

House Republicans Challenge Obama on Debt Limit - The debt limit has to be raised, but it should come with spending cuts.

New State Schools Chief Declares Fiscal Emergency - The real emergency is lack of fiscal discipline.

Insiders: Romney the top GOP Contender, Daniels Second - Daniels gaining steam

William Daley takes Obama back of the Future: Will Obama respond with centrist policies or is this just for show?

Study, Other Western States have Budget Problems too: The exception is Colorado, which has a strict spending limit. Take note, California.

Rudy Guiliani Considering Second Run for President: Would shake up race but probably little chance to get nomination. Economy, not national security, is the big concern now, not Rudy's strong suit. And GOP is more conservative than 2008.

Positives hold Steady for Supreme Court, Negatives Down. Of note, 37% say court too liberal while only 22% say too conservative. The mantra that the Roberts court is too conservative doesn't seem to be reflected in the population.

Consolidating Tax Beurocracies and Old Idea, New Necessity - Before we even consider raising taxes, we should consolidate as much as we can.

California Solar Firms Lured to other States - Even green jobs aren't staying in California.

California GOP Delegation Could have Sway on Immigration issues in Congress - Hopefully they work to solve the issue, not just talk.

Jerry Brown talks Campaign Ads with Tourists - Classless.

Friday, January 7, 2011

California's Indisputable Facts and their Implications

Earlier this week, the California Legislative Analyst Office came out with the latest version of their "Cal Facts" handbook.  It is a brief overview of many of the public policy issues facing the state. It should be required reading for every citizen - a quiz should be administered before one casts a vote.  Some of the interesting points and their implications:

  • Of major industries, government has shed the third least percentage of jobs in during the recent recession (page 3). While public employees certainly have not been spared pain during the downturn, it has hardly been an undue burden. Only the information and Education/Health sectors have lost a lower percentage of jobs.
  • Personal income declined in 2009 for the first time since the Great Depression (page 4). It really is bad out there...
  • Over the next decade, the number of 18-24 year olds in the state will decline while the number of seniors skyrockets. Good news for higher education, bad news for heath services (page 6).
  • As of 2008, only 41 percent of California's population was white (page 7). Republicans need to expand their appeal to minority groups. Now.
  • California's tax burden is higher than the national average (page 9). Democrats, get this through your head: Californians aren't under taxed. True, we are lower than New York, but I'm not sure we want to aspire to that.
  • The top one percent of income earners provide 50 percent of income tax revenue and income tax makes up over half of state revenue (page 20-21). We need rich people. We probably shouldn't tax them out of the state.
  • Pension costs for state employees have skyrocketed with no plan in place to pay for them (page 27). If you like our current budget shortfalls, you'll love it when these unfunded pension obligations come due.
  • Adjusted for inflation, per pupil spending within the legislature's authority dropped from about $9000 in 2000 (dot com boom) to $7900 last fiscal year (page 31). Not good, but considering the doom and gloom stories it is hardly falling off a cliff.
  • Despite spending cuts, student test scores have continued to rise throughout the last decade (page 34). Money does not equal achievement.
  • The average teacher salary in California is over $66,000 per year (page 36). Good teachers ought to be getting twice that and bad teachers ought to get none of that, but still it isn't bad. In fact, it's tops in the nation.
  • Adjusted for inflation, per student spending for University of California is less than it was a decade ago but still at about the same level as 1970, in the glory days of the Master Plan for Higher Education (page 39). That suggests that the problem isn't just less state funding - a big part is UC failing to control costs. Note that the CSU and community college systems haven't seen such large fluctuations.
  • Community college students are getting a steal (page 41). I see no reason why in a budget crisis those students who can afford to pay more shouldn't be asked to pay a proportion similar to their counterparts in the UC and CSU systems.
  • Crime has drastically declined over the past two decades (page 53). Sensible "tough on crime" laws work.
  • California's incarceration rate is near the US average (page 54). Most of California's prisoners deserve to be there. The solution to the overcrowding problem is to expand capacity, not release them early.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Links for 1/6/11 - A Constitutional Question


Historic reading of Constitution sees House tussle. Why this is controversial is beyond me.

NPR Boss Who Fired Juan Williams Resigns. No word on whether she'll see her therapist.

The Disappointment of the Recall. The 2003 recall of Gray Davis got me interested in politics but it ultimately accomplished little. For the record, I supported McClintock.

Jerry Brown defends appointment of ousted former schools chief Bill Honig. A convicted felon for school board. Also appointed was a California Teachers Association lobbyist.


Dan Morain: High-flying Harris must return to Earth. Why Democrats are so enamored with Harris is unexplainable. She was the lowest vote-getter on the Democratic ticket and has more baggage than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

State Supreme Court Justice Moreno to step down. Brown gets a Supreme Court pick early. No word on whether Rose Bird can be resurrected from the grave.

Luck picks school over NFL. If Andrew Luck wanted to get a good architecture degree, he should have gone to Cal. Much higher ranked than Stanfurd.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Links for 1/5/11 - It's On, Like Donkey Kong


The decision on the replacement for San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom (who's headed to the Lt. Governor's office in Sacramento) gets nasty. Please run for mayor Chris Daly, please! Keep SF nutty.

Elizabeth Edwards leaves John Edwards out of her will. Deservingly so.

Zogby Interactive: Christie Trumps Field Of Potential Presidential Candidates; Only One Who Beats Obama. Disney World-gate notwithstanding, if Christie ran he would win both the nomination and the presidency. But he won't. Let's see if he can keep it up until 2016.

No regrets as House speaker, Pelosi says. Pelosi may not have regrets, but the country does.

Victorious Gaines set to quit Assembly for Senate post Thursday. See, I told you so.
Grover Norquist group: Putting taxes on ballot violates no-tax pledge. If he wants to put a tax extension on the ballot, Governor Brown will have to get at least three Republicans to break their no tax increase pledge. That won't be easy.
Stanford’s Harbaugh Meets With 49ers. The furdies can kiss Harbaugh - and Luck - goodbye.
And finally, the best news of the day:
John Boehner elected speaker of the House

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Links for 1/4/10

I'll try to do this nearly everyday, post links to things I find interesting but that aren't worthy of a full post.

Brown spins through labor reception. Jerry thanks those who paid for his election.


Arnold gets a Parking Ticket. No word on whether his fine will be commuted.

Harris promises to be Activist Attorney General. Just what we need. An activist in an office that's supposed to be non-partisan.

House freshman throws a party – and GOP cringes. Really nothing wrong with this event, but House GOP understands that perception is everything.

Republicans to Live Stream Opening Session of Congress on Facebook. Watch tomorrow morning to see the grown ups back in charge on the hill.

Daily Show: Mandvi - San Francisco's Happy Meal Ban. The Daily Show skewers San Francisco "progressives" and makes Gavin Newsom look rational


How Jerry Brown can Raise Taxes

It now seems almost certain that Governor Brown in his budget presentation next week will ask legislators to put measures before voters to extend the temporary tax increases passed in February 2009 scheduled to expire June 30. A special election would be held in June. Unfortunately for Brown, recent history isn't too kind to governors in special elections. As Governor Schwarzenegger learned twice, it is much easier said than done.

That said, it is possible that things could be different for Brown. Perhaps with the outlook so bleak, voters will be willing to continue to tax themselves more in order to preserve popular services. But it won't be easy. In order to overcome the odds, he will have to overcome two very high obstacles.

First, he will have to get five Republican votes, two in the assembly and three in the senate, to put the measure on the ballot.  He'll have to do it by March in order to get it on the ballot in June. That won't be easy. It took months for Gov. Schwarzenegger to get six republicans to do that in 2009. None of those six have returned to state office for this new session, four not by choice.  Needless to say, not many GOP members will be eager to cast that "Aye" vote, especially since every single one has signed the sacred "no new taxes" pledge.

In order to win their votes, he will have to provide some major sweeteners in the deal. Perhaps a hard spending cap, welfare reform, pension reform, breaks for business, or some combination thereof.  He also needs to secure the support early on of center right leaning groups such as the California Chamber of Commerce, which has seemed open to the idea if accompanied by real reform. That could give at least a few GOP members some political cover against the most conservative groups that will not support the extension under any circumstances. It also helps that this is a mere extension of tax hikes and not new taxes, meaning members could argue that it is not a violation of their pledge, much in the same way Republicans in congress argued that extending the existing tax cuts was not a new tax cut.  It is also worth noting that unlike the 2009 tax proposal, nothing would go into effect without voter approval. Members could argue that they aren't raising taxes, instead merely giving the voters the power to do so.

That's the easy part. The hard part is then getting the voters to ratify the agreement.  It is hard to understate how difficult this will be. In 2009 Governor Schwarzenegger did all of the above and still got spanked. By thirty points. Needless to say, Brown will have to do something different - a lot of things different.

He would be wise to give former Gov. Pete Wilson, the only person to ever beat him (and his sister) in a California election, a call. If he does, Pete wwill probably tell him that he's a fool for running for governor instead of enjoying retirement. But once they get past that part of the conversation, Gov. Wilson can offer him some pointers from his successful passage of Proposition 172 in a 1993 special election, which did the same thing as Brown seeks to do now, except even more. It made a half cent sales tax passed to patch over a budget deficit permanent (not just extended).

So what did Wilson do that Arnold didn't do? Unlike Arnold's initiatives, it earmarked funds collected from the sales tax hike to a specific, popular purpose - local public safety. It didn't just get pushed into the general fund for lawmakers to spend as the pleased. Of course, it had the same practical effect - any money earmarked for a specific purpose frees up other money that can be used for everything else.  But in the eyes of some voters distrustful of government, it makes all the difference.

Brown seems intent on doing this. Today's Sacramento Bee reports that the governor may link the extended tax revenues to public schools, which the public still consistently says they want protected from spending cuts (as opposed to, say, prisons). If he does this, the next step is to get everyone on board. Sure, the far right and far left will never support a tax extension and spending limit respectively, but the governor's job will be to build a coalition from the center and push to make it as wide as possible. Schwarzenegger built a broad coalition - including unlikely partners such as the Chamber of Commerce and California Teachers Association. However, other well funded groups, especially on the left, were not on board with the spending cap. $2.8 million was raised against Prop 1A from sources such as SEIU and the California Federation of Teachers.  Though Schwarzenegger's allies had much more, that's still too much. As Brown should know very well after this last election, you can have a very low ratio of your money to your opponents money and still win. That's even more true when opposing a ballot measure - if you can confuse the issue or plant any doubt in the voters mind, you can usually defeat just about anything. The governor will have to make his coalition as broad as possible in order to sap possible sources of opposition money dry.

Finally, the governor will have to focus on the ground game. Most proposition campaigns don't do a lot of phone banking, door knocking, and field work. Instead, they do most of their work via the airwaves and mail. This campaign will have to be different. A typical special election electorate is generally more partisan, older, whiter, and wealthier than a general election electorate.  That doesn't work if you're asking for a tax extension.  He will need a massive ground effort to get those voters likely to support his proposal but who only sometimes vote to the polls.  And unfortunately for Brown, Nikki Diaz isn't likely to help this time.

Even if all of these steps are followed success is not guaranteed. As we all know, voters are unpredictable and distrust of government is at record levels.  So while he's pressing for a tax extension, the governor best get to work on a proposal that doesn't raise taxes. More likely than not, he will have to implement it.

(To be clear, this is an analysis of what Brown should do politically, not an endorsement.  I believe that the taxes presently in place are excessive and hurting our job growth but I also believe that cuts will be painful.  I'll decide when I see the specifics of the proposal)

It's Election Day and You're Paying

It's election day in the sprawling first state senate district.  What, you haven't heard about it? Don't blame yourself. It is a meaningless election.  The special runoff election to fill the seat of the late Sen. Dave Cox between Assemblyman Ted Gaines (R) and Rancho Cordova city council member Steve Cooley (D) already has a certain victor. Neither candidate has campaigned significantly since the primary election November 2nd. Nor should they waste their time - in a district with an eleven point Republican registration advantage and little media attention, the only way Gaines loses this race is if he is caught with a prostitute sometime between now and the polls opening six hours from now.  And even then it would probably be too late since a majority of voters in special elections vote early by mail.

Unfortunately, the election is not meaningless to taxpayers. In Placer County alone, it will cost 650,000 big ones. If (when) Gaines is victorious, he will vacate his Assembly seat, costing counties in that district twice as much to conduct two more special elections. That's a lot of money that could be used for other things.

This is not to suggest that the elections should not be held. Even if the outcome is certain, elections must be held. Just ask President John Dewey and Massachusetts Senator Martha Coakley.  However, that doesn't mean that the elections have to be run the exact same way as normal ones with large turnout. For example, perhaps in an election where most votes are cast by mail anyway it would make sense to do the entire election by mail and just forget about the regular precinct stations.

The counties in the first senate had that idea and were all for it. However, polling stations around the district will be opening tomorrow at 7am and will be open all day, costing hundreds of dollars for no more than a handful of voters. Why?  Because no legislator would carry the bill to change the rules. There was no reason not to, only no one willing to lead.

This goes beyond the several hundred dollars that counties will be out because of this needlessly expensive election and the two that will follow this spring. It gets to a larger problem surrounding California's budget crisis. A post election LA Times poll showed that 70% of the public believes that there is enough waste, fraud, and abuse in state government to mostly or completely erase the deficit.  Most analysts believe this isn't the case. I tend to agree.  However, voters can be excused for believing this.  This is just one example of where government has utterly failed to cut unnecessary spending. There are countless others and they are in the media everyday.  It doesn't add up to $25 billion, but to the average voter who doesn't follow politics on a daily basis it seems like it does.

In politics, perception is the reality. As long as stories like this keep coming out, Governor Brown and legislative leaders will have no chance of generating  support for any kind of tough budgetary decision, be it tax increases or spending cuts.

Jerry's Back

So today I attended the inauguration after party for Governor Jerry Brown. Yes, I was a field intern for Meg Whitman, but I genuinely want to see the man succeed. Our state needs a strong governor right now more than ever. And there were free hot dogs, paid for by the Orange County Public Employees Association. About time a public employee union did something for the benefit of the taxpayers.

It was also my first personal encounter with Jerry Brown. I had heard about the odd nature of his personality and was hoping not to be disappointed. I wasn't.

The organizers of the event had obviously expected Brown to come out to the south steps of the capitol and give some brief remarks to the assembled masses. A press riser was set up along with a stage. Both would prove useless, however. Brown did eventually come out of the building.  However, instead of walking to the stage he made a bee line - directly through the crowd, including myself and a few friends - to the hot dog tent. There he enjoyed his dog, chips, and water. Then, he zig-zaged through the crowd, on what most presumed was an indirect route to the stage. Along the way, people had began to follow him, expecting to be able to interact with the new governor.  It reminded me of this commercial. However, no speech was to be had.  His zig-zag ended at the doors to the capitol, where security escorted him back into the building.
Like the unfortunate driver in this ad, Californians are not insured against damage caused by Jerry Brown and his followers, so we best hope he governs wisely


Not surprisingly, many were not pleased with the new (and old) governor.  But it is a reminder that Jerry Brown is still Jerry Brown.  He listens to no one but himself and will do and say as he pleases.  This could be a good thing. We need a governor who is strong and will stand up and make the tough choices. Let's just hope he doesn't cave to the pressure of those who got him elected and who were dining on hot dogs in his honor today.

Good luck, Mr. Governor. We are counting on you.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Welcome!

Welcome to my new blog. For those of you who don't know me (probably no one actually reading this) my name is Andy Nevis. I am a third year political science major at the University of California at Berkeley, aka the best public university in the world. In high school, I had a blog called the California High School Conservative, which I should probably delete before it causes serious damage to any future job opportunities. Then I stopped because I didn't have time, or at least I thought I didn't. But then I realized that I never really stopped blogging - instead of posting on a blog, I was posting on Facebook. So instead of annoying my facebook friends, I may as well just annoy those of you foolish enough to click onto this page.

I intend this blog to be like my last one - essentially, whatever I feel like. Most posts will probably involve California and national politics, which is my passion, though basically anything that catches my eye is fair game. What you won't find are posts about my personal life (unless it relates to a larger point).  If you really want to know how my physics test went, call me. If you don't have my phone number, you don't need to know. I am assuming, however, that most of you have better uses of your time.

So sit back and enjoy. And please feel free to comment. Because if you don't, I'll just go back to posting stuff like this on facebook, and nobody wants that.